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Ian Veneracion, Richard Yap and James Blanco |
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Should we say supposedly or allegedly
with to the tale of support coming from the government in this quarantine
season? Sabi sa isang Facebook post, may tatlong waves daw ang ayuda, una, from
the barangay captain level. Ang ikasunod, from the mayora or mayor of our local
government units. At ang pinakabongga dapat, mula sa gobyerno nacional.
From my experience, this is the 17th
day of the ECQ, naramdaman ko naman ang barangay level ayuda. Yung mga susunod
na kabanata, hindi ko sure kung kaabang-abang pa o pwede na lang paghikaban at
itanong sa buwan kung darating pa ba.
Kaya ang inyong Showbiz
Blah! columnist, inaaliw na lamang ang sarili sa mga slightly mature showbiz
gods na sa true lang, kay sarap-sarap luhuran at sambahin.
Sa papable papa pyramid, ang nasa
tuktok siempre ap si Ian Veneracion, at
ang pag-ayon mula sa titas at bekis of Manila who like men who are tisoy,
artistic, intelligent, great conversationalist, scruffy na mas lalong
nagpapatingkad sa kanyang machismo ay in agreement.
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Ian Swabe |
Si Veneracion ang buhay na patotoo na
ang tunay na lalaki, walang abs. Kaya pag ang hombrelicious niyo ay obsessed na
magka-six pack abdominals, alam niyo na, hombreng may six pack o eight pack
abdominals rin ang bet nila. Hahahaha.
With Ian, alam mong kumakain ng kanin,
bet ang masarsa 'o masabaw na ulam, at hindi nahihiya sa second or even 3rd
serving, palaban sa sa eat-all-you can buffet, and during dinner you talk about
abstract painting, the Museum of Modern Art in New York or the Louvre
Renaissance painting collection, feel good music and he always has a genuine
interest about your life and peculiarities. And yes, you conclude the super
heavy dinner with him sipping cappuccino as you trade stories na siempre pa,
off the record na.
Richard Yap, of course is the next in
line papable papa. Mr. Clean, parang hindi nalulukot at nagugusot ang mga damit
na sinusuot, ang mukha, closed ang pores and he seems like a decade younger
than his actual digits.
Dignified pag kausap mo pero may
ka-kenkoyan din, he can make the people around him laugh. He disarms everyone
with his Mr. Chinito charisma and you just cannot help but wonder, ano kaya ang
itsura niya pag hubad baro dahil lagi siyang ballot na ballot at ang fashion
sense, laging age appropriate.
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Richard Tsarap |
Ang
bango niya pa, sa true lang. Ang mahiwaga kong kamay, naidantay ko na sa tiyan
ni Yap, which he did not mind, and ang sarap-sarap dantayan nito kasi
saktong-sakto ang lambot. Muntik na nga dumausdos ang kamay ko pababa para
maramdaman kung may kung anong titigas. Hahahaha,
And of course, James Blanco. His
stature as an artist may not be as stellar kagaya nina Ian at Richard pero this
reliable character always invest a high level of emotional truth sa mga
katauhan niya sa soap man o sa pelikula.
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James Wet |
When he became the leading man of
Trixie Maristeaula, a devastatingly beautiful transwoman, hindi ko makalitan.
Para talagang minahal niya si Maristela.
If you are his Facebook friend,
makikita niyo ang kanyang mga homework out videos kung saan in full display ang
kanyang kay kinis-kinis na katawang pang-romansa na looking yummier kasi veiled
in sexy sweat.
Sa patigasan battle ng mga papa na
ito, kanino kaya kakalembang ang puso niyo, kay Ian Veneracion, Richard Yap o
kay James Blanco? Yung totoo, kanino naman kayo mag-we-wet, wet, wet? Ang
savage! Hahaha!
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