Ian, Richard, at James: Mamasa-masa ka sa kanila

Ian Veneracion, Richard Yap and James Blanco

Should we say supposedly or allegedly with to the tale of support coming from the government in this quarantine season? Sabi sa isang Facebook post, may tatlong waves daw ang ayuda, una, from the barangay captain level. Ang ikasunod, from the mayora or mayor of our local government units. At ang pinakabongga dapat, mula sa gobyerno nacional.

         
From my experience, this is the 17^th day of the ECQ, naramdaman ko naman ang barangay level ayuda. Yung mga susunod na kabanata, hindi ko sure kung kaabang-abang pa o pwede na lang paghikaban at itanong sa buwan kung darating pa ba.

         
Kaya ang inyong Showbiz Blah! columnist, inaaliw na lamang ang sarili sa mga slightly mature showbiz gods na sa true lang, kay sarap-sarap luhuran at sambahin.

          
Sa papable papa pyramid, ang nasa tuktok siempre ap si  Ian Veneracion, at ang pag-ayon mula sa titas at bekis of Manila who like men who are tisoy, artistic, intelligent, great conversationalist, scruffy na mas lalong nagpapatingkad sa kanyang machismo ay in agreement.

          

Ian Swabe

Si Veneracion ang buhay na patotoo na ang tunay na lalaki, walang abs. Kaya pag ang hombrelicious niyo ay obsessed na magka-six pack abdominals, alam niyo na, hombreng may six pack o eight pack abdominals rin ang bet nila. Hahahaha.

          
With Ian, alam mong kumakain ng kanin, bet ang masarsa 'o masabaw na ulam, at hindi nahihiya sa second or even 3^rd serving, palaban sa sa eat-all-you can buffet, and during dinner you talk about abstract painting, the Museum of Modern Art in New York or the Louvre Renaissance painting collection, feel good music and he always has a genuine interest about your life and peculiarities. And yes, you conclude the super heavy dinner with him sipping cappuccino as you trade stories na siempre pa, off the record na.

          
Richard Yap, of course is the next in line papable papa. Mr. Clean, parang hindi nalulukot at nagugusot ang mga damit na sinusuot, ang mukha, closed ang pores and he seems like a decade younger than his actual digits.

          
Dignified pag kausap mo pero may ka-kenkoyan din, he can make the people around him laugh. He disarms everyone with his Mr. Chinito charisma and you just cannot help but wonder, ano kaya ang itsura niya pag hubad baro dahil lagi siyang ballot na ballot at ang fashion sense, laging age appropriate.

         

Richard  Tsarap

Ang bango niya pa, sa true lang. Ang mahiwaga kong kamay, naidantay ko na sa tiyan ni Yap, which he did not mind, and ang sarap-sarap dantayan nito kasi saktong-sakto ang lambot. Muntik na nga dumausdos ang kamay ko pababa para maramdaman kung may kung anong titigas. Hahahaha,

         
And of course, James Blanco. His stature as an artist may not be as stellar kagaya nina Ian at Richard pero this reliable character always invest a high level of emotional truth sa mga katauhan niya sa soap man o sa pelikula.

          

James Wet

When he became the leading man of Trixie Maristeaula, a devastatingly beautiful transwoman, hindi ko makalitan. Para talagang minahal niya si Maristela.

         
If you are his Facebook friend, makikita niyo ang kanyang mga homework out videos kung saan in full display ang kanyang kay kinis-kinis na katawang pang-romansa na looking yummier kasi veiled in sexy sweat.

          
Sa patigasan battle ng mga papa na ito, kanino kaya kakalembang ang puso niyo, kay Ian Veneracion, Richard Yap o kay James Blanco? Yung totoo, kanino naman kayo mag-we-wet, wet, wet? Ang savage! Hahaha!