Alden Richards, James Reid and Ian Veneracion |
Words
to live by from my friend Gilbert Kim Sancha, that will teach us why should we
be grateful despite the pandemic that bruised and shook all of us to our very
core:
If you have food in your
fridge, clothes on your body, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, you
are richer than 75% of the entire world.
If
you have money in your wallet and can go anywhere you want, you are among the
top 18% of the world's wealthy people.
If
you are alive today with more health than illness, you are more blessed than
the million people who will not survive this week and die.
If
you can actually read this message and understand it, you are more fortunate
than the 3 billion people in the world who are blind, deaf and illiterate.
Life
is not about complaining. It's about a thousand other reasons to be grateful
and happy.
Isa
sa mga nakakapagpa-happy sa marami ay ang photos ng mga artista na dahil sa
magic of the face app, ang lalaki ay nagiging babae and vice versa,
Ang
best bets ko from male to female, una si Alden Richards. Sophisticate ang dating,
may pagka-mysterious pa nga at parang may if my looks can kill na written sa
kanyang mga mata. Ang ganda ni Richard sa kanyang femme fatale transformation.
Ang
second waging pagbabago, siempre pa kay James Reid. Parang bratinella ang dating.
Rich girl na nag-aral ng elementary
sa isang exclusive all female school sa Ortigas at tapos nagpakabihisa sa anything that is true, good and beautiful sa isang finishing school sa Switzerland ang dating. At kung pagbabasehan ang kanyang male to female photo transformation, parang si Bb. Reid, only speaks Filipino with her domestic engineers (maids) at glamour technicians (baklang parloristas). Ang shala! Hahahaha!
sa isang exclusive all female school sa Ortigas at tapos nagpakabihisa sa anything that is true, good and beautiful sa isang finishing school sa Switzerland ang dating. At kung pagbabasehan ang kanyang male to female photo transformation, parang si Bb. Reid, only speaks Filipino with her domestic engineers (maids) at glamour technicians (baklang parloristas). Ang shala! Hahahaha!
Ang
pinaka-vavavoom ang pagbabago dahil sa mahiwagang face app, kay Ian Veneracion,
definitely. Perfect mix of comely and sweet. Virginal ang arrive pero you better
watch out and you better not cry, kasi more chances of winning that she
swallows. Walang tapon at di sayang ang milk of human kindness mo. Char! Ang
savage! Hahahahaha.
Gandang Ian |
Ang
jologs group naman sa Facebook, pinapauso ang bra at panty challenge. Mga
hombreng mukhang poorest of the poor ang datingan na ang tanging saplot na supt
ay undergarments ng mga babae. Iba talaga ang nagagawa ng maraming free time
para sa descamisados na may android phones na hulugan at pambayad sa piso nets,
hindi ba naman? Hahahaha!
Kung
magiging past time ng showbiz hommes ang mag-strike a pose and vogue na bra at
panty lamang ang suot, sino ang inyong i-cha-challene at i-no-nominate? At
kanino kayang palo-palo ang babakat at mahihirapang i-conceal sa isang itsy bitsy
teeny weeny na panty?
Best
bets ko sa bra at panty challenge, sa mga Kapamilya channel actors, sina Piolo
Pascual, Aljur Abrenica, Ejay Falcon at Marco Gumabao.
Pawang
katakam-takam at in tip top shape ang mga katawang pang-romansa nina Pascual,
Abrenica, Falcon at Gumabao. Ang pakiwari kong aariba sa pabakat, sina Falcon at
Gumabao. Hahahaha!
Eh
sa Kapuso actors? Parang wholesome lahat ang hombres sa kanila at parang Laila
Dee lamang (hihiga lang at tamad mag-perform sa sexual congress) kaya parang
ang gusto ko lang i-nominate ay sina Jeric Gonzales at Gil Cuerva.
Bakit
si Jeric at Gil? Para kasing sila ay may mga pambihirang isa, dalawa, may
sasampalin ka pa. hindi ba naman?
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