MayWard: Nilaglag ni Edward dahil kay Lexa na gaganti

Edward  Barber and Lexa Lauraine 

Yet another press conference was televised very late at night and for all who managed to wait and view the latest update on the how’s and why’s of the pisting veerus that has ravaged us all, as always, better written in Filipino than in English, “tinimbang ka, ngunit kulang pa rin” ang mga inilahad mula sa Ginoo mula sa Malakanyang.

Lexa is a model

       
No concrete news about the forthcoming of an antidote or cure. Nay on announcement of a full proof plan on how to expedite the release of the promised social amelioration package that only a minority has received. Nada on how to flatten the curve which majority do not understand the importance, diminish the number of casualties and increase the digits of survivors and healed.

Thus, I cannot help but wonder, whatever happened to Catriona Gray’s assurance that a silver lining is somewhere out there?

          
Kaya nga kesa mag-open ang closed pores, paglaruan na lang nating ang drama na hell hath no fury a woman scorned nga ba ang mantra ngayon ni Lexa Lauraine, ang dyowa diumano ni Edward Barber?

        

Before this poot at suklam phase happened, it was Edward who started liking the photos of Lexa sa IG, especially her sexy photo postings. May katotohanan nga kaya ang rumor na it was Barber who pursued the model, na hindi lang sila basta naging acquaintances, naging close, enough for Lauraine to merit a “chill time” with the young star sa condominium niya. 

And for the millennials, alam na alam na nila ang ginagawa ng mga kapwa nila millennials when they chill and hang out together, huh! Promise, hindi sila naglalaro ng scrabble, snakes and ladders at mas lalong hindi jack-en-poy!

         
Dahil nga napagtanto ng powers that be ang lambingan at si Maymay Entrata, biglang lo and behold, deleted lahat ng photo postings niya with Edward sa kanyang IG account, ang binatang tisoy na may chance na mamula-mula ang tinatago nitong Barber inside his skivvies, natauhan na daw. Iwas to death and high heavens na nga ba talaga ang dramarama ni Edward?

MayWard: Isang palabas

Afraid at umurong ang yagbols ni Barber and does not one to suffer the same fate ng mga  ibang actor na gone with the wind, gone in sixty seconds, lost in space and lost in emotion ang karera kaya mas matindi pa sa linta, tuko ang pagkapit nito ngayon kay Entrata?

May wisdom beyond his years  na nga bsi Edward at alam niyang masyado pa siyang bata para maging la ocean deep at sumanib sa League of Extra Ordinary Has Beens, huh!

         
Of course, the plot thickens and how? Sa angking ganda at rikit ni Lexa, nasaan nga naman ang hustisya now that Edward is doing a Gerald Anderson, ghosted siya ni Barber just like what Papa Gege did to Bea Alonzo.

        
Binabalewala na nga ba siya at umaarte ang ang former PBB discovery na wala silang magandang  pinagsamahan at no romantic history at all? Ouch for the lovely miss, huh!

         

Tapos na ang MayWard "loveteam"

Ang boy, oh boy! Si Lexa, malapit na malapit na raw umabot sa pagputok ng bulkan ang poot at suklam nito para kay Edward at more than ready to spill the beans and open Pandora’s box and expose how close was the closeness she and the young Barber shared?

What kind of pasabog kaya ang ready si Lauraine to unleash? Will it rival the seven deadly plagues? Will it be as catastrophic as the eruptions of bulkang Mayon, Pinatubo and Taal combined? The moment her big reveal happens, end of the days na nga ba agad-agad ang karera ni Edward, kung saka-sakali?

Wait and see and play it by ear muna tayo kung may kung may sapat na tapang nga itong si Lexa Lauraine to make Edward Barber weep.

Ang mas kaabang-abang, will we finally witness the greatest performance ni Maymay Entrat

Ang pinaka-bonggang tanong, marunong ba namang umarte at all si Entrata kaya ano ang aabangan natin? Ang savage! Hahahaha!